New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You’re High And You Will Be Stoned Forever

New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
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The nation’s top researchers concluded that you can’t hide how stoned you are and that you should be freaking out if you aren’t already.

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New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You’re High And You Will Be Stoned Forever